Anonymous's girlfriend said:
Apr 29, 2012
To a friend who has been living with us: "We'll miss you when you do leave. You do stuff around here."
Anonymous's girlfriend said:
Apr 29, 2012
Your time was in your twenties.
jada's girlfriend said:
Mar 20, 2012
why do ugly people say they need their beauty sleep
Anonymous's girlfriend said:
Oct 4, 2011
(After a long, annoying pitch from a timeshare salesman...)
Salesman: Do you hate me now?
Wife: I hate a lot of people.
animal's girlfriend said:
Sep 21, 2011
Now I have to go to the store and buy my toothpaste. Like an animal!
Anonymous's girlfriend said:
Sep 8, 2011
"The Gruesome Goattopus" who is gamy and grumpy and grotesque. Oh yeah! You thought it was as bad as it could be until I just kept going.
roshan's girlfriend said:
Jul 19, 2011
a hungry tiger never eats grass
benjy's girlfriend said:
Jul 1, 2011
wen u cry for a new pair of shoes , spare a thought for them with no feet.
benjy's girlfriend said:
Jul 1, 2011
the forests wud b quite silent if only the birds that sing well, sang in them.
Francis Angel 's girlfriend said:
Jun 29, 2011
There's nothing to worry if you're always ready... and there's nothing to fear if you have faith in GOD...
