Anonymous's girlfriend said:
Oct 4, 2011
(After a long, annoying pitch from a timeshare salesman...)
Salesman: Do you hate me now?
Wife: I hate a lot of people.
animal's girlfriend said:
Sep 21, 2011
Now I have to go to the store and buy my toothpaste. Like an animal!
Anonymous's girlfriend said:
Sep 8, 2011
"The Gruesome Goattopus" who is gamy and grumpy and grotesque. Oh yeah! You thought it was as bad as it could be until I just kept going.
roshan's girlfriend said:
Jul 19, 2011
a hungry tiger never eats grass
benjy's girlfriend said:
Jul 1, 2011
wen u cry for a new pair of shoes , spare a thought for them with no feet.
benjy's girlfriend said:
Jul 1, 2011
the forests wud b quite silent if only the birds that sing well, sang in them.
Francis Angel 's girlfriend said:
Jun 29, 2011
There's nothing to worry if you're always ready... and there's nothing to fear if you have faith in GOD...
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hungry's girlfriend said:
Apr 28, 2011
(I'm on a strict diet.)
Me: Is there anything to eat at home?
Her: There's toast.
Me: Ok.
Her: Can we stop by Baskin Robbins so that I can get some chocolate ice cream?
Me: ...
