Anonymous's girlfriend said:
Apr 16, 2011
Me: My friend was surprised at how much bacon they gave him.
GF: Did you bring it home for me?
Anonymous's girlfriend said:
Apr 11, 2011
I'm assuming you told me to make some bacon.
Anonymous's girlfriend said:
Mar 27, 2011
I don't think I'm cut out for this whole "working" thing. Which leaves 2 options:
1) Get a job as a bacon tester
2) Prostitution
Or secret option 3) Get hit by a bus
All three are looking pretty good right now.
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