hungry's girlfriend said:
Apr 28, 2011
(I'm on a strict diet.)
Me: Is there anything to eat at home?
Her: There's toast.
Me: Ok.
Her: Can we stop by Baskin Robbins so that I can get some chocolate ice cream?
Me: ...
Anonymous's girlfriend said:
Apr 16, 2011
Me: My friend was surprised at how much bacon they gave him.
GF: Did you bring it home for me?
strangediet's girlfriend said:
Apr 12, 2011
(My girlfriend is on a diet where she's adding things back in one at a time.)
If I add back in rice and cheese... Oh, I can have rice cakes! Rice cakes and cheese! *sings a little victory song*
Anonymous's girlfriend said:
Apr 11, 2011
I'm assuming you told me to make some bacon.
tooskinny's girlfriend said:
Apr 8, 2011
Can I have an eighth of a doughnut?
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