Anonymous's girlfriend said:
Oct 4, 2011
(After a long, annoying pitch from a timeshare salesman...)
Salesman: Do you hate me now?
Wife: I hate a lot of people.
animal's girlfriend said:
Sep 21, 2011
Now I have to go to the store and buy my toothpaste. Like an animal!
Anonymous's girlfriend said:
Sep 8, 2011
"The Gruesome Goattopus" who is gamy and grumpy and grotesque. Oh yeah! You thought it was as bad as it could be until I just kept going.
posessivemuch's girlfriend said:
Apr 19, 2011
(when I tried to unroll her from a blanket)
Mine mine mine
Go go go
You can't have
No no no
whatthewhat's girlfriend said:
Apr 19, 2011
Are you jealous of my tiny boob covers?
eggs's girlfriend said:
Apr 6, 2011
GF: We're going to play a game called "Is it hard-boiled or is it raw?" There are 6 hard-boiled eggs and 7 raw.
Me: You seem to be doing well on your own.
GF: What? You're not going to take bets?
Anonymous's girlfriend said:
Mar 27, 2011
I wanted you to hear it from me...that I'm having an affair with my humidifier.
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